Dating Ethnic Women

This is what happens when you date...

First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date
You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date
You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

First date
She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date
She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date
You get to have kinky sex with her, then she will bid you sayonara as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man.

First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date
You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

First date
What first date? ... no such thing.
Second date
You get married to some girl you've never seen before from overseas.
Third date
You divorce, get paid $10,000 from her family (minus a percentage from the guy that set you up) ... but only after you've helped them all immigrate to Canada or U.S ... take your pick.

First date
It took you forever to get a date with this really hot chick of your dreams (that has a killer bod), but she won't let you even kiss her.
Second date
She takes you to church and everyone thinks you're really cute and such a nice guy; but you still haven't even kissed her... because she's a "proper girl".
Third date
You kiss for the first time, but miraculously she ends up pregnant and you have to marry her or her cousins, brothers, uncles, etc... will cut your penis off , and you keep wondering what happened!? Even more miraculous: the kid IS yours!

First date
She only went out with you cause she hates the steroid-pumped, chauvinistic Korean guys that are always after her.
Second date
She flirts with all your friends, but ignores you.
Third date
She dumped you and is going out with a black guy that is 3 times your size (in every way). She doesn't even "remember" who you are, neither do her friends ... so you have no chance of ever going out again with a Korean chick cause they all talked and you were an asshole anyway.

First date
You flirted with her while she was giving you a really bad lap dance at Fairbanks.
Second date
You go play pool, see a movie, or meet at a club and she tells you how she is making so little money here, but better than her computer programming job back in Thailand. You're not really paying attention though because this is the first time you've seen her in the light -- and without make-up, the smoky haze, and the influence of alcohol ... she is BUTT ugly!
Third date
She smiles and says hi as she passes you in Fairbanks while she's on her way over to the table with all the Chinese/Vietnamese gangsters. She'll spend the rest of the night lap-dancing/smoking/talking with them. You're afraid to look over cause you think you'll get shot or jumped in the parking lot. You vow to never go to Fairbanks again, at least till your friend tells you about "this really hot chick he saw there".

First date
She met you in a group of people and you were the only Asian guy in the group. In fact you two are the only Asians in the group cause you're both bananas. People think you two should go out cause you're both "chinese".
Second date
You go to dim sum, but neither of you can order because neither of you speak Chinese. The waiters give you really bad service, and you don't get any specials.
Third date
It doesn't work out, cause you're not Asian enough and she goes back out with some white guy she dated 5 years ago. Eventually they get married and the Asian population diminishes! Or she decides she's a lesbian and goes out with some really Bohemian white chick that's into alternative music ... and ends up fighting for some social cause for the rest of her life.

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