"I'm Steve, and I'm a super-villain" - Revolution OS

"Some types of old women like me because I'm quiet and polite, other types of old women hate me because I'm not Chinse" - Elena

"If I pander to you too much, you will become weak" - Elena

"Transitional Steve, I like the sound of that" - Elena

"I thought you were Republican" - "Bird Girl" Elena who has a brain as big as a planet

"Stupid Dumb Ass" - the answer to all questions posed to drunken Karen and Sam

"You are the weakest link ... good-bye" - The Weakest Link

"Evil is Love Spelled Backwards, and Wrong" - Ethical Cat, Gary Turchin

"I'll just have to take Ken along like my pet dog to attract women" - me (to Lo about Ken)

"Do you like tacos or hotdogs?" - Guch (to Karen)

"She's just a casual friend" - Gary (about Linda, who travelled from LA to attend Cheryl's wedding with him)

"Options Whore!" - Rod (to me)

"He's FBI, Filipino By Injection" - Rod (about James)

"Steve, you need to get a girlfriend, so she can hang out with me" - Caroline "Its all about me" Gasmen

"Sam is a woman" - Karen (at the top of her lungs in a bar)

"Was that your cell phone in your pocket?" - Ralph (to Daryl)

"You are in charge of croutons, if ze burn, you burn" - Chef Jacques Pepin to Chef Rod

"Under 25 and attached?, that's the old Rod, it's a new millenium bro" - Rod

"I think of a cow licking" - Laurie in Sun Valley

"She's so cold you could ski down her back" - Sun Valley Serenade

"Fine - Feelings Inside, Not Expressed" - Richard Barrett

"I'll take a back seat to her but no one else" - Kat

"She was a move enabler" - Oren

"I need a commitment-phobic man" - Erin